Male vs Female Poem

[wayne1218]

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
And when I spend his cash,
He not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows the answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[Lsufan]

[jcindaville]

Wayne that is so true. We just want to get the freak on, why cant they understand that? I want a lady in the street but a freak in my bed. Damn little John and the east side boys had it right from the start

[bryce]

AWESOME. I need to print this out.

[griffey_mojo]

Very nice Wayne!

[Meg30]

Who the hell says a woman wouldn't want a deaf-mute man???

[MarkLemke]

Dave Chappelle says there are 4 ways for a woman to please a man...

1. suck his dick
2. play with his balls
3. make him a sandwich
4. and don't talk so much

[savage1]

Great poems/post, Wayne. Somehow I missed it until today.

[wayne1218]

Who the hell says a woman wouldn't want a deaf-mute man???

Meg, I didn't write it ... I'm just the "Mail Carrier"!

[bigjimt]

The Great Orator Al Bundy once penned the quintescential Male Poem of Modern Times.

Hooters Hooters
Yum Yum Yum
Hooters Hooters
On a Girl Thats Dumb

[Meg30]

you're all going to hell

[TMAC951]

you're all going to hell

If your going there believe me im going with ya...

[Tigger]

you're all going to hell

Bring me some water when you get there!

~~~ Tigger

[Meg30]

Whatever, there's a throne waiting for me in heaven for putting up with you all..woo hoo