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The four signs of that Spark is growing old....
1. Forgetting names
2. Forgetting faces
3. Forgetting to zip up
4. Forgetting to zip down
Old man Spark and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old Spark first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says Spark, except one thing. When we have sex the first time I start shaking and can't stop and the second time I sweat profusely. What's going on?
The doc gets the old man's wife into his office and tells her what her husband said. No wonder, she says. The first time is in January and the second time is in July.
1. Forgetting names
2. Forgetting faces
3. Forgetting to zip up
4. Forgetting to zip down
Old man Spark and his wife went to the doctor for their yearly checkup, and the doctor saw the old Spark first, and asked him how things were going. Fine, says Spark, except one thing. When we have sex the first time I start shaking and can't stop and the second time I sweat profusely. What's going on?
The doc gets the old man's wife into his office and tells her what her husband said. No wonder, she says. The first time is in January and the second time is in July.
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