The Best Toast You've Ever Heard......

[Tigger]

The best toast you've ever heard whether it was creative, funny,
original, cleaver..... whatever it was. Insert it in this thread:

[Tigger]

To Honor:

Get on her.... Stay on her
And don't get off her
Until you get off on her!

TO HONOR!

~~~ Tigger

[buckeyeben]

Here is to the women that we love
Here is to the women that love us
But if the women dont love us
Fuck dem bitches
Here's to us

[TWOLIP]

Heres to you
Heres to me
Good Friends we will always be
Shall we ever disagree
Then Fuck you and Heres to me

Oldie but a goodie

[10DimeBry]

here's to honor:

get on her stay on her
if you cant cum in her
cum on her

[10DimeBry]

Here's to tits,clits, and baseball mits
may your hands be on all of them

[S49erman]

Here's to all the kisses i've snatched,
And Visa Versa

[Tigger]

This is a great thread.... keep the toasts coming guys.

~~~ Tigger

[four4nd]

Here's to the heat....
not to the heat that brings down the shacks and the shanties...
but here's to the heat that brings down the bras and the panties.....

[RJeremy]

Here's to all the kisses i've snatched,
And Visa Versa

this is a good one!

[bassbuster]

new user; couldn't pass up the chance; brothers wedding; i said, you and your lovely wife will have your ups and downs, everyone does, just keep the ups between the sheets

Last one I turned down, I never got

[Bear75]

new poster..

Here's a toast on your wedding night,
when all of your clothes are gone,
may your wife not point at your dick below,
and ask if you're part leprechaun.

[BIGTEX]

This would be a toast to give when girls and your buddies are present

Here's to the girls that we like to do
Because they like to fuck and they like to screw
We all know that you ladies lost your cherry a long time ago
It wasn't (insert buddies name), or I, it was no one we know
But, losing your cherry is not a sin,
as long as you got that sweet box, your cherry came in

[RJeremy]

This would be a toast to give when girls and your buddies are present

Here's to the girls that we like to do
Because they like to fuck and they like to screw
We all know that you ladies lost your cherry a long time ago
It wasn't (insert buddies name), or I, it was no one we know
But, losing your cherry is not a sin,
as long as you got that sweet box, your cherry came in

that's funny!


Bear & Bassbuster, WELCOME TO THE SITE!!!

[TMAC951]

Sometimes ya gotta live,
And then ya gotta die...
There just isnt a Bigger Bitch
Then 10DimeBry...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just Kidding around bro dont take it personally and run off in your corner with your bag of doughnuts and eat them all by yourself lol..