joke's

[HOOTERGUY]

Five Chicago sports fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a
fan of a different Chicago team and each proclaimed to be the most loyal
of all fans to their team.

Finally as they reached the top, the ********* fan hurled himself off
the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Hawks!!!" as he fell to his
doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Bulls fan threw himself off the
mountain, proclaiming, "This is for the greatest team of the 90's!!!"
Seeing this, the Bears fan walked over and shouted, "This is for
DITKA!!!", and leapt to his death.

The two remaining fans just looked at each other in stunned silence.
After a minute, the Cubs Fan shouted, "This is for everyone on the North
Side!!!" and pushed the Sox fan off of the mountain.

[HOOTERGUY]

old one

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.


"What's the matter?" he asks.


"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.


"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"



"I can't see my ass coming into work today

[Spark]

> A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening;
> she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of
> Animal Husbandry.
>
> He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you
> know that humans are the only species in which the
> female achieves orgasm?"
>
> She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh
> yeah? Prove it."
>
> He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay." He gets
> up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused
> look on her face.
>
> About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty
> and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep
> didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, I can't tell.

[Lsufan]

Those were great

Hey Spark ... Was the farmer's name Dimer?