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  • Spark - Your Morning Joke Is Here

    After his exam the doctor said to the Spark: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

    "In fact, I do," said Spark.

    "After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

    After examining Mrs. Spark, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

    Mrs. Spark replied that she had no questions or concerns.

    The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"

    "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August."
    "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
    is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

  • #2
    bwaaaaaaaa----good one Jimmy--------he's on your ass today PAPI---good luck----YOF


    Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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    • #3
      Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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      • #4
        hahahahaha. that was good

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        • #5
          hahaha..might be a little funnier if it weren't so true

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ASexyBrunette24
            hahaha..might be a little funnier if it weren't so true
            That's what makes it hilarious... is that it is true! LMAO

            ~~~ Tigger

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tigger
              That's what makes it hilarious... is that it is true! LMAO

              ~~~ Tigger
              You're one to talk..you 3 second track star wonder!

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