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1- Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand.
2- Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
3- Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
4- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
5- Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
6- An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
7- Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there.
8- My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is.
9- I am having an out of money experience.
10- It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
11- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
12- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
2- Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
3- Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
4- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
5- Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
6- An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
7- Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand there.
8- My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is.
9- I am having an out of money experience.
10- It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
11- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
12- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.