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Four married guys go golfing. During the fourth hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this week-end. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next week-end."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this week-end, What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m., When it goes off, I shut my alarm off, give the wife a budge and say, "Golf Course or Intercourse?" So she says, "Wear your sweater."
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this week-end. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next week-end."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this week-end, What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m., When it goes off, I shut my alarm off, give the wife a budge and say, "Golf Course or Intercourse?" So she says, "Wear your sweater."
It's always noon somewhere! 
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