Absolutely the most tasteless joke of the day....

[GaDawg00]

Dawg, where the hell you been???? That was great ... Thanks buddy

I usually just hang out in the back and ride ya'lls plays. Have a few free minutes at work today so I thought I'd chime in.

You guys rock...thanks for having me....I'll do my best to add a terrible joke of the day (or at least make fun of your age)

[GaDawg00]

If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

[JBC13]

how did helen keller burn the side of her face?


she answered the iron.

how did she burn the other side?


they called back

OMG thats hilarious I cant stop Laughing!!!!

[GaDawg00]

How do you get helen keller to keep a secret?



Break her fingers

[kbsooner21]

Dawg, you're killing me over here! These are hysterical!

[GaDawg00]

why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane?



It scares the shit out of her dog.

[GaDawg00]

How did Helen Keller breake her arms?



Trying to read road signs at 40mph.

[10DimeBry]

I usually just hang out in the back and ride ya'lls plays. Have a few free minutes at work today so I thought I'd chime in.

You guys rock...thanks for having me....I'll do my best to add a terrible joke of the day (or at least make fun of your age)

dawg,

dont forget to post in the urgent thread buddy.

[10DimeBry]

why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane?



It scares the shit out of her dog.

bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[slappy's son]

#1 - How did Hellen Keller burn her fingers?

Answr........... She tried to read the waffle iron.

#2 - Do you know what Hellen Keller looked like?

Answr........... Neither did she.

[Spark]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[10DimeBry]

what do you call a tennis match between hellen keller & stevie wonder????? ENDLESS LOVE!!!


why did hellen keller wear tight pants???
so you could read her lips

[GaDawg00]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive??



She's a woman....

[Big Daddy Does]

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?






She screamed her hands off!

[BigWeiner]

What's the hardest thing about Rollerblading?