Absolutely the most tasteless joke of the day....

[GaDawg00]

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away???









You'd run away too if your name was "mmmmmaaaaaaeeehhhhccccccoooooooooo"

[Spark]

You do know what her parents did to punish her when she was misbehaving ......

[GaDawg00]

crap....I know this one...

What??

[mark30]

Rearrange The Furniture

[GaDawg00]

damnit.....nice mark.....

[Spark]

That is horrible mark .. I was just curious ... I was just asking ...

[GaDawg00]

You were there, weren't you, Spark??



(sorry...had to get an old joke in)

[GaDawg00]

If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

[GaDawg00]

how did helen keller burn the side of her face?


she answered the iron.

how did she burn the other side?


they called back

[Gookis]

Hate to do this being a Cubs fan, but off of Chicago radio today:

Why do gay men have sex doggy style?




So they can both watch the Cubs game.

[frankb03]

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

[Spark]

how did helen keller burn the side of her face?


she answered the iron.

how did she burn the other side?


they called back

OMG!!! That does it ... I can't breath ....

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[GaDawg00]

Hate to do this being a Cubs fan, but off of Chicago radio today:

Why do gay men have sex doggy style?




So they can both watch the Cubs game.

How does a Cubs fan know he's gay???


He gets a hard on when he's taking it in the arse!!!

[kbsooner21]

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.

Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

That's great Frank!:christmas

[Spark]

Dawg, where the hell you been???? That was great ... Thanks buddy