Spark is so old.......

[GaDawg00]

Spark, a difficult independent 90 year old, liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day he brought with him a whole bun of fresh bread just to feed his daily company. Little by little, pinch-by-pinch, he fed each pigeon with joy. He sat there without being noticed by anyone in the rich suburban neighborhood.
Then suddenly a man in his early 40's rained on his parade by telling her that him shouldn't throw away good food on a bunch of pigeons that can find food anywhere... when there are a lot of people starving in Africa, says the stranger.

Then Spark said in crazed anger and without hesitation, "Well, hell, I can't throw that far!"

[GaDawg00]

Spark went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, That's no problem. How many do you want?

Spark answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.

The pharmacist said That won't do you any good.

Spark said That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old.

I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes

[TMAC951]

What about him being so old that he has Jesus's Beeper Number.. Or he is so crazy we told him to act his own age and he dropped dead.. (Hope that dont happen lol)

[jcindaville]

you guys are hard core

[frankb03]

Spark is so old he forgot this thread existed.

[Lsufan]

I'm Back!!!!!

Great stuff Dimer!!! I'm glad you took my slack with Spark while I was away. Now for my 2 cents worth ...

Spark is so old that
When God said let the be light, he hit the switch!

Spark is so old that
The fire department is on standby when he lights his birthday cake!

Spark is so old that
When he was at school...there was no history class!

Spark is so old that
On his first bet, his bookie gave him 4 to 1 odds on Adam eating the apple!

Spark is so old that
When he walked into an antique store, they kept him!

[Lsufan]

Adding One More

Spark Is So Old
That when he breast fed as a child, he recieved powered milk!

[BillMill71]

If you just do a search on 'Spark' in a thread title there are a million great ones (not as good as Secreast Out) but they are locked and can't be forwarded. Great readings

[Chado1]

When he was in school there was no history class....now that is funny...

[kbsooner21]

Spark reminiscing about his favorite childhood pet

[kbsooner21]

[BillMill71]

Spark is so old he was at the first Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving 2008 to all

[KazDog]

Not many people know this, but Spark dated Pocahontas back in the day. Course he picked her up in his horse drawn carriage.

KAZ

[jmarty6969]

spark is so old..................when they call his name over the intercom he just looks up and says what.....................shakes his head and says why wont they answer me

[KazDog]

Spark is so old, the first telephone number he ever had was 14.....

KAZ