Spark is so old.......

[10DimeBry]

Spark is so old,
his memories are in black and white.

Spark is so old,
he drove a chariot to high school.

Spark is so old,
he has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Spark is so old,
he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Spark is so old,
he walked into an antique store and they kept him.

Spark is so old,
he used to baby-sit Yoda.

Spark is so old,
he DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Spark is so old,
he took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Spark is so old,
Jurassic Park brought back memories

[frankb03]

What's the most useless thing in Spark's house?

Spark's thing.

[kbsooner21]

http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/trex/im...xslide8_bg.jpg

Spark shown here reminiscing about his favorite pet "Spot" growing up.

[Spark]

hey frank hey Bry hey anyone else that chimes in

[10DimeBry]

Spark is so old his social security # is 1.

Spark is so old his date of birth was written in roman numerals

Spark is so old that he knew burger king while he was still a prince

[10DimeBry]

http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/trex/im...xslide8_bg.jpg

Spark shown here reminiscing about his favorite pet "Spot" growing up.

bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[kbsooner21]

Spark is so old that he knew burger king while he was still a prince

That is great! I am in tears over here fellas!

[frankb03]

Spark is so old,
his memories are in black and white.

Spark is so old,
he drove a chariot to high school.

Spark is so old,
he has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Spark is so old,
he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Spark is so old,
he walked into an antique store and they kept him.

Spark is so old,
he used to baby-sit Yoda.

Spark is so old,
he DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Spark is so old,
he took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Spark is so old,
Jurassic Park brought back memories

Spark and his teeth don't sleep together.

For Spark happy hour is a nap.

Getting "lucky" means Spark found his car in the parking lot.

[Spark]

hey jagoff's .. can we get back to sports now ....

[GaDawg00]

I thought Sparks's SSN was 000-00-0002......damn you Montgomery Burns

[10DimeBry]

Spark is so old that his back goes out more than he does.

[10DimeBry]

I thought Sparks's SSN was 000-00-0002......damn you Montgomery Burns

hey buddy glad to see you decided to stop on by. feel free to post a one liner for our great friend spark!!! lol

[Spark]

hey buddy glad to see you decided to stop on by. feel free to post a one liner for our great friend spark!!! lol

and what the fvk are you a politician or something ... You asshole ... hahahahaha


Great to see ya dawg ... join in any time buddy ...

[GaDawg00]

and what the fvk are you a politician or something ... You asshole ... hahahahaha


Great to see ya dawg ... join in any time buddy ...

I like it......keep competing for my affection....feels like I've got divorced parents!!!

[10DimeBry]

spark is so old that when someone asks him for ID he shows them a rock

Spark is so old he remembers when the grand canyon was just a ditch

Spark is so old that when he ran the 40 yard dash in high school they timed it with a sundial