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  • #46
    Spark is soooooooooooooo old, this program originated as

    SPARK SECURITY, now it's been CHANGED to being named

    SOCIAL SECURITY..................


    Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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    • #47
      Spark is so old that there is NO WAY he will live to see the end of Savage's thread about marriage !!!!
      jc Wishes He Can Get A Goat

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      • #48
        Spark is so old that ....

        I was checking out Wayne's sticky above about the Birthday Calculator and it made me think of our beloved Sr. Moderator, SRARK !

        Who is so old that ....

        When he was a boy,the Dead Sea was only sick.

        Rainbows were still black and white.

        Captain Crunch was only a Pvt.

        His Social Security No. is 1...

        So old .... that he Test Drove the first dinosaur .

        His Blood type has expired .

        So old .... He was mentioned in a Shout Out at the end of the Bible.

        He played on the same soccer team as Cain and Abel.

        So old that .... he went blind from the Big Bang .

        When God said Let there be light ... Spark hit the switch.

        So old that when he orders a 3 minute egg ... they ask for the money up front .



        Love ya' Sparkster

        Keep those hits coming .....

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        • #49
          So just how old do you think Spark is .... farts dust .

          So old that yesterday he was standing in front of the fridge with a jar of mayo in his hand . He didn't know whether to put it in the fridge or to make a san'ich .....
          Last edited by Ldawg; 11-12-2012, 04:04 PM.

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          • #50
            Spark is so old he use to baby sit Yoda
            2013 NCAA POD Record

            8-3ATS +3.80 units

            2013 NFL POD Record

            1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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            • #51
              Ldork


              we started a thread on this circa 2005
              2013 NCAA POD Record

              8-3ATS +3.80 units

              2013 NFL POD Record

              1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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              • #52
                Spark is so old he has an autographed copy of the bible
                2013 NCAA POD Record

                8-3ATS +3.80 units

                2013 NFL POD Record

                1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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                • #53
                  Spark and Ldawg were kicking it on huge paisley pillows watching Austin Powers movies with a huge Hooka pipe between them . Spark sez dawg was that some good shit or what? Dawg sez, I don't know man, did you bring the matches?

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                  • #54
                    Spark is so old, when his sweetie says "Let's go upstsirs and make love" Spark says "Honey I can't do both".

                    Spark is so old that at one time he grew pot. Now he grows a potbelly.

                    Spark is so old that at one time he took acid. Now he takes antacid.
                    Remember the three R's:
                    Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

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                    • #55
                      Wally, Hope things are well my friend. I was just thinking of you the other day. .... Chuck Norris ... hahahahaha


                      Those were great. Good seeing you

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Spark View Post
                        Wally, Hope things are well my friend. I was just thinking of you the other day. .... Chuck Norris ... hahahahaha


                        Those were great. Good seeing you
                        Chuck Norris is so bad .... he makes LSD hallucinate !

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