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Spark, One More Before I Leave
One day an ambulance pulls up to a young lady's house to answer a medical call of an old man being passed out.
Once there, the medics inquire as to what happened.
The young lady tells the medic that she and her much, much older lover, named Spark, were having sex, and then things went wrong.
The medic was very confussed and did understand how Spark, at such an old age, could still have sex.
The young lady went on to tell the medic that their love affair has been going on for years without any problems. She explained to the medic that she and Spark would only have sex on Sundays.
The young lady said that they would wait for the Sunday morning church bells to ring. When the bells went "Ding," Spark would stroke it in. When the bells went "Dong," Spark would storke it out. The timing of the bells were perfect, she said.
So the medic asked her, "so why did Spark pass out today?"
The young lady replies, "everything was going great, until that fvking ice cream truck slowly drove by."
Once there, the medics inquire as to what happened.
The young lady tells the medic that she and her much, much older lover, named Spark, were having sex, and then things went wrong.
The medic was very confussed and did understand how Spark, at such an old age, could still have sex.
The young lady went on to tell the medic that their love affair has been going on for years without any problems. She explained to the medic that she and Spark would only have sex on Sundays.
The young lady said that they would wait for the Sunday morning church bells to ring. When the bells went "Ding," Spark would stroke it in. When the bells went "Dong," Spark would storke it out. The timing of the bells were perfect, she said.
So the medic asked her, "so why did Spark pass out today?"
The young lady replies, "everything was going great, until that fvking ice cream truck slowly drove by."
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