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A Florida couple both well into their 80s, went to a
sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man
says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is
so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking him to
observe them, for his sexual advice, which he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's
absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them
good luck, charges them $50 and he then says good bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks
the sex therapist to observe them again The sex
therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again amazed
that they are on such a frequent sexual schedule at
their age.
This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time
the couple makes an appointment, asks him to observe,
then has intercourse with no problems, and pays the
doctor and leaves.
Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the
doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what
are you asking me to help you, find out?"
The old man says, "We're not asking you to find out
anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare".
sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man
says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is
so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking him to
observe them, for his sexual advice, which he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's
absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them
good luck, charges them $50 and he then says good bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks
the sex therapist to observe them again The sex
therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again amazed
that they are on such a frequent sexual schedule at
their age.
This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time
the couple makes an appointment, asks him to observe,
then has intercourse with no problems, and pays the
doctor and leaves.
Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the
doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what
are you asking me to help you, find out?"
The old man says, "We're not asking you to find out
anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare".
It's always noon somewhere! 
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