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  • Joke-this has been around awhile but still very funny

    One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" Her: "No way. It's just too risky!" Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" Her: "No, no. I just can't" Him: "I beg you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."

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    HAHAHAHA I've never heard that before!
    It's always noon somewhere!

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    • #3
      Big Mike

      That joke is a classic!!

      Here is the "Priceless" video for that joke.

      PRICELESS VIDEO- CLICK HERE
      Last edited by Lsufan; 10-15-2005, 01:22 PM.
      "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
      is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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      • #4
        jimmy you can find anything. how can i email that?
        Questions, comments, complaints:
        [email protected]

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jcindaville
          jimmy you can find anything. how can i email that?
          Copy and Paste the URL in your e-mail message.
          "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
          is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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          • #6
            thanks jimmy
            Questions, comments, complaints:
            [email protected]

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lsufan
              That joke is a classic!!

              Here is the "Priceless" video for that joke.

              PRICELESS VIDEO- CLICK HERE
              Yup can't watch it enough laugh everytime!

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              • #8
                "Please, but I love you so much" (Using a line like that, another $12.00 bottle of wine)
                "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
                is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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                • #9
                  I love that one!

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                  • #10
                    The joke is great. The video is better. LOL

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                    • #11
                      Reading the joke was funny enough, but to see the video, now that was priceless!!!!!
                      "Sometimes it's not what you play, but what you don't play."

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