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    Houston, TX (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Houston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Houston Texans, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.





    Good luck,
    John

  • #2
    hahaha great story

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    • #3
      Hahahahahahhahahahahahah that is great shit John!
      The 1927 Yankees weren't the best team ever. What everyone fails to realize is that the year before, with the exact same team, they lost to the Cardinals in the World Series.

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      • #4
        Liked it---kapt


        Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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        • #5
          Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • #6
            hahahahaha and he has no time for write up wtf
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            • #7
              hahaha. that's too funny. i still thought it was serious until i saw the replies here

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              • #8
                Hahahaha, very funny

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                • #9
                  Pretty good EZ! I thought the Texans would be decent this year. They're terrible. Like your picks each week with the write-ups. Thanks for your input GL

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                  • #10
                    I dont get it

                    Living in Houston my entire life, I dont really see whats so funny about this story....im sure they're a couple high school teams the Texans can probably beat...hahaha nice joke EZ

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                    • #11
                      Shit John, had me going for a while!!!!
                      "Sometimes it's not what you play, but what you don't play."

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                      • #12
                        Very Funny thanks john
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