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Spark Goes In For A Doctor Visit
Spark goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with farting, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell, and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week Spark returns to the Doctor's office. "Doctor," Spark says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly. They stink so bad, they can knock a buzzard off of a shit wagon."
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Love Ya Pappy. Have A Great Day
:D
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week Spark returns to the Doctor's office. "Doctor," Spark says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly. They stink so bad, they can knock a buzzard off of a shit wagon."
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Love Ya Pappy. Have A Great Day
:D
It's always noon somewhere! 
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