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    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
    >party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
    >Those who remained talked about their kids.
    >
    >The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
    >successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
    >and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
    >and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he
    >gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
    >
    >The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
    >joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
    >become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
    >owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend
    >a brand new jet for his birthday."
    >
    >The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
    >universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
    >company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
    >nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
    >
    >A 30,000 square foot mansion."
    >
    >The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
    >from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One
    >of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the
    >successes of our sons....What about your son?"
    >
    >The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
    >stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a
    >shame...what a disappointment."
    >
    >The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
    >And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
    > received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a
    >top of the line Mercedes from his three
    >boyfriends."
    >

  • #2
    hahah. i've heard that before, it's good though

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    • #3
      Nice
      2010 One play a day record
      22-19-1 51%
      +0.74 units
      Passes: 7 days
      Streak: L2

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      • #4
        ya it's going

        around the internet , still a good one tho . how about this one . might not be exactly the way i saw it , but the punch line is there. this couple decide that they need a code name for having sex , cause there kid is getting older & wiser . so they come up with the word typewriter . so a few day's later the father tell's the kid to go ask mommy if she want's to type a letter . so the kid goe's & tell's mommy that daddy want's to type a letter , mommy tell's the kid to go tell daddy that she cant cause the red ribbon is in the typwriter . so the kid tell's daddy that mommy said she cant cause the red ribbon is still in the typewriter , so the dad say's ok . a couple day's later the mommy tell's the kid to go tell daddy that im ready to type that letter now , so the kid tell's daddy that mommy is ready to type that letter now , daddy say's to go tell mommy that it's to late he already wrote it out by hand

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        • #5
          this

          one is also going around the internet

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