Kaptain ... Here's One For You Today

[Lsufan]

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? His name is Karl (aka The Kaptain). He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the Kaptain and asked him to tell them a hunting story.

Kaptain says, "Well, I remember back in 1844, we went on a lion hunting exposition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! ....... I tell you, I just shit my pants."

The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."

The Kaptain then shook his head and said, "No, no, not back then, just now, when I yelled out ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Kaptain]

you're a sick lil puppy Jimmy---thanks for thinking of me----kaptain

[moondog22]

damn thats funny

[Lsufan]

you're a sick lil puppy Jimmy---thanks for thinking of me----kaptain

I'm always thinking of my buddies

Now go clean yourself :D

[griffey_mojo]

Hahaha!