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Spark ... Here's A New One For You
Spark decided that he would get up today and go visit the doctor.
Mrs. Spark sees Spark getting dressed and asked, "Where are you going?"
Spark says, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," Spark said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So Mrs. Spark got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater.
Spark then asked her, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
Spark asked, "Why?"
Mrs Spark said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."
Mrs. Spark sees Spark getting dressed and asked, "Where are you going?"
Spark says, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," Spark said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So Mrs. Spark got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater.
Spark then asked her, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
Spark asked, "Why?"
Mrs Spark said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."
It's always noon somewhere! 
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