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Since I wish I was playing golf instead of working...
A husband and wife both are having trouble with their golf game and decide to take a lesson with the pro. The pro insists he doesn't work with couples at the same time and they agree to take their lesson separately. The husband goes first. The pro watches the husband take a couple swings and says "I know whats wrong, you are gripping to tight, you need to be gentle yet firm". "Imagine your club is your wifes breasts, and treat it like you treat them". The husband follows his advice and hits five perfect shots in a row. Thanks! says the husband. Next, the wife comes for her lesson. The pro watches her take a couple of swings and says "I know whats wrong, you are gripping to tight, you need to be gentle yet firm". "Imagine your club is your husbands cock, and treat the club like you treat it". The wife follows his advice and takes a swing. It shanks off the tee and barely goes anywhere. So the pro says "This time take the club out of your mouth."
A husband and wife both are having trouble with their golf game and decide to take a lesson with the pro. The pro insists he doesn't work with couples at the same time and they agree to take their lesson separately. The husband goes first. The pro watches the husband take a couple swings and says "I know whats wrong, you are gripping to tight, you need to be gentle yet firm". "Imagine your club is your wifes breasts, and treat it like you treat them". The husband follows his advice and hits five perfect shots in a row. Thanks! says the husband. Next, the wife comes for her lesson. The pro watches her take a couple of swings and says "I know whats wrong, you are gripping to tight, you need to be gentle yet firm". "Imagine your club is your husbands cock, and treat the club like you treat it". The wife follows his advice and takes a swing. It shanks off the tee and barely goes anywhere. So the pro says "This time take the club out of your mouth."
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