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Little Johny is in the 2nd grade. They are learning the alphabet. The teachers lesson for the day is to give a word that starts with each letter of the alphabet.
Teacher, "OK class what word begins with A"
In the back of the classroom Johny is waving his hand. Yelling "Pick me. Pick me."
The teacher thinks to herself. "I can't pick Johny. He's vulgar. He'll say something like ASSHOLE." The teacher picks little Amy in the front row.
Amy answers "A is for Apple"
The teacher replies "Very good Amy"
The teacher gets all the way to the letter R. There's Johny still waving his hands feverishly. "Hmmm"! The teacher thinks. "There's no bad words that start with the letter R".
The teacher calls on Johny "OK, Johny what word begins with R".
Johny is really excited. He finally got picked. He answers
"R is for Rats. Big FUCKEN Rats"
Teacher, "OK class what word begins with A"
In the back of the classroom Johny is waving his hand. Yelling "Pick me. Pick me."
The teacher thinks to herself. "I can't pick Johny. He's vulgar. He'll say something like ASSHOLE." The teacher picks little Amy in the front row.
Amy answers "A is for Apple"
The teacher replies "Very good Amy"
The teacher gets all the way to the letter R. There's Johny still waving his hands feverishly. "Hmmm"! The teacher thinks. "There's no bad words that start with the letter R".
The teacher calls on Johny "OK, Johny what word begins with R".
Johny is really excited. He finally got picked. He answers
"R is for Rats. Big FUCKEN Rats"
It's always noon somewhere! 
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