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Worst First Date Story
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on
the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find
the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite
cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt
Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were
driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize
that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try
to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the
heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he
had better stop and let her pee the road, or it would be the front seat
of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't
have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rea r fender to
steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All
she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her bu tt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that
should be
"pants down." ..And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off."
We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on
the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find
the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no
question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite
cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt
Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were
driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize
that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try
to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the
heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he
had better stop and let her pee the road, or it would be the front seat
of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't
have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rea r fender to
steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All
she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly
apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance!"
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the
icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her bu tt off the fender. As the audience screamed in
laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that
should be
"pants down." ..And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off."
It's always noon somewhere! 
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