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Two guys, one 70 and one 77, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 77-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 70-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 77-year-old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 70-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! Don't you think by the time you get to the fifth loaf, it'll be hard?"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knew about this Italian bread thing but me..."
The 77-year-old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 70-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves! Don't you think by the time you get to the fifth loaf, it'll be hard?"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knew about this Italian bread thing but me..."
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