Post your best pick-up lines INSIDE

[Tigger]

With all the talk of scoring chicks and picking up the ladies night in and night out, everyone post inside this thread your best pick-up line(s). We're looking for funny, hilarious, memorable, sweet, romantic, whatever, POST THEM HERE:

I'll start:

You make me want to go back to school and study dentistry.......
because I want to drill you in the mouth!

~~~ Tigger

[bwade210]

"Let's go behind a rock and get a little boulder!"

[jmarty6969]

hey baby do u have any hillbilly in ya ..................reply from girl no.............do u want some

[Tigger]

This one is dedicated to my buddy, Charlie

That shirt you have on is very becoming of you.......
Of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too!

~~~ Tigger

[jmarty6969]

hey baby do u know how to save a tree





eat a beaver

[jmarty6969]

excuse me do u know what time it is


as beautiful u r who would need the time it would only stand still

[mighty mouse]

Is your measurements 36-24-36? That's the the combination to my heart.

A-L-O-H-A

[TheRook]

I have all my teeth

Sincerely,
Tigger

[tbut14]

have you ever seen an angel wrapped in plastic?


take a look at your driver's license

[Spearit]

Hi- Live around here often-
or
Hi- Did ya shave your legs tonight
or
use red neck instead of hillbilly. Add I got a trailer

I believe in confusing them right from the start. - sits on their mind and generally gets a follow-up.

[RJeremy]

"You look tired, you should crawl up my leg and hit the sack"

[RJeremy]

" My friends wanted to know if you think I'm good looking"

[Lsufan]

"You look tired, you should crawl up my leg and hit the sack"

[BigMike]

If your pussy is so good why don't you eat it yourself?

Works everytime!

[Spark]

If your pussy is so good why don't you eat it yourself?

Works everytime!

hahahaha You wacko!!!!