Andy Milonakis

[SustainDan]

I found 10dime guys hes andy milonakis a 23 or so year old petafile who looks like a fat 13 year old

[SustainDan]

no one saw this huh lol

[bhs4life]

no one saw this huh lol

LMAO
got peas on my head , but dont call me a peahead

[RJeremy]

LMAO
got peas on my head , but dont call me a peahead

got bees on my head, but don't call me a bee-head.

got Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee-head.



What a dumb fucking show!

[bhs4life]

got bees on my head, but don't call me a bee-head.

got Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee-head.



What a dumb fucking show!

HAHAHA LMAO

[lowrider66]

What a dumb fucking show!

LOL, I know... but for some reason if I'm channel surfing I stop and watch it. I keep saying to myself why am I watching this shit? But I don't turn the channel...

Dude is 29 years old!

[BigTicket]

Dude is 29 years old!

WHAT????

Pretty funny dan!

[CoverBoy]

I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head.
Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head.
Bruce Lees on my head, but don't call me a Lee head
Now please excuse me, I gots ta get my tree fed.

You wear name brands, I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self loathing ...
(I HATE MYSELF)

Pancake on my face, makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles, that sit on my lappy.
Cause it's my show, you can't tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew

Now I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my left pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
'Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis
It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmiloshmokis
It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.

[MarkLemke]

How did this fat fuck get a show?

[BigMike]

WU-TANG CLAN LYRICS

"Method Man"

[Intro Part One: Method Man (album version)]

Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll fuckin
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

[Intro Part Two: Genius (all versions)]

Yo, roll the dice, yo roll the dice
Yo, so it's going down like that, huh? Yeah?
Niggaz is whylin, check it out kid

From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef
U-God, Ghost Face Killer and the Method Man

M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN

[Verse One:]

Hey, you, get off my cloud
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Who be gettin flam when they come to a jam?
Here I am here I am, the Method Man
Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
Don't eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan
Peanut butter, cuz I'm not butter
In fact I snap back like a rubber
band, I be Sam Sam I am
And I dont eat green eggs and ham
Style will hit ya, wham!, then goddamn
You be like oh shit that's the jam
Turn it up now hear me get buckwu-wu-wild
I'm about to blow light me up
Upside downside inside and outside
Hittin you from every angle there's no doubt
I am, the one and only Method Man
The master of the plan wrappin shit like Saran
Wrap, with some of this and some of that
Hold up (what?) I tawt I tat I putty tat
Over there, but I think he best to beware
Of the diggy dog shit right here
Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
Like Deck said this aint your average flow
Comin like rah ooh ah achie kah
Tell me how ya like it so far baby paw
The poetry's in motion coast to coast and
Rub it on your skin like lotion
What's the commotion, oh my lord
Another corn chopped by the Wu-Tang sword
Hey hey hey like Fat Albert
It's the Method Man ain't no if ands about it
It's the Method

[Break:]

All right, y'all get ya White Owls, get ya meth, get ya skins
Don't forget your fourty
And we gonna do it like this

I got, fat bags of skunk
I got, White Owl blunts
And I'm about to go get lifted
Yes I'm about to go get lifted

I got, myself a fourty
I got, myself a shorty
And I'm about to go and stick it
Yes I'm about to go and stick it

[Verse Two:]

Uhh
H-U-F-F huff and I puff
Blow like snow when the cold wind's blowin
Zoom, I hit the mic like boom
Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
Question what exactly is a panty raider
Ill behaviour savior or major flavor
All of the above oh yeah plus I do so
Also flam I'm the man call me super
Not an average Joe with an average flow
Doing average things with average hoes
Yo I'm super I'll make a bitch squirm
For my, Su-per Sperm (check it)
Check it I give it to ya raw butt naked
I smell sess pass the Method
Let's get lifted as I kick ballistics
Missles and shoot game like a pistol
Clip is loaded when I click bang dang
A Wu-Tang slug hits your brain
J-U-M-P jump and I thump
Make girls rumps like pump and Humpty Hump
Wow, the Shaolin style is all in me
Child, the whole damn isle is callin me
P-A-N-T-Y-R-A-I-D-E-R mad raw I don't cry
Meaning no one can burn or toss and turn me
Ooh I be the super sperm
Chim chimmeny chim chim cherie
Freak a flow and flow fancy free
Now how many licks does it take
For me to hit the Tootsie Roll center of a break
Peep and don't sleep the crews mad deep Wu-Tang
Fadin motherfuckers like bleach
So to each and every crew
You're clear like glass I can see right through
You're whole damn posse be catchin em all cause you vic'd
and ya didnt have friends to begin with
I'm

M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN

Here I am, here I am, the Method Man

[Outro: RZA]

Straight from the slums of Shaolin
Wu-Tang Killa B'z on a swarm
[Your soul have just been taken through the 36 chambers of death, kid]

[live jive]

hahaha bigmike w/ up w/ meth lyrics? good song though....damn that guy is 29 i cant believe it...he got that show cuz of jimmy kimmel he was on his show in the past and is a producer or some shit for andy milonakis show i seen his name when they run credits....the show is horrible they better not run a new series of that shit

[BigMike]

hahaha bigmike w/ up w/ meth lyrics? good song though....damn that guy is 29 i cant believe it...he got that show cuz of jimmy kimmel he was on his show in the past and is a producer or some shit for andy milonakis show i seen his name when they run credits....the show is horrible they better not run a new series of that shit

Worst fucking show on TV.

[jcindaville]

never heard of this show, looks like im lucky. anybody know why bry got pissed over the weekend, i wasnt around

[BigMike]

never heard of this show, looks like im lucky. anybody know why bry got pissed over the weekend, i wasnt around

I would also like to know as I would like to thank them!

[jcindaville]

I would also like to know as I would like to thank them!

As i was reading thru some of the guess the member thread, they kept saying he left all pissed off, im thinking on friday. no one ever said what happened thanks mike for the updated vega pixs, her titts may be fake but their the perfect size