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MoonDog Has Officially Lost It
Since he is now placing bets on Women's Water Polo and Bridge, this is how I will describe our buddy MoonDog, who is in need of some serious medication.
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
The lights are on, but no one's home
A few beers short of a six pack
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
One taco short of a combination plate
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer
The cheese slid off his cracker
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
His chimney's clogged
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
If he had two more brains he'd be a half-wit
Missing a few buttons on his remote control
No grain in the silo
Proof that evolution can go in reverse
His receiver is off the hook
Several nuts short of a full pouch
His skylight leaks a little
His Slinky's kinked
He's surfing in Nebraska
There's too much yardage between his goal posts
A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
The lights are on, but no one's home
A few beers short of a six pack
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
One taco short of a combination plate
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam, no beer
The cheese slid off his cracker
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
His chimney's clogged
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
If he had two more brains he'd be a half-wit
Missing a few buttons on his remote control
No grain in the silo
Proof that evolution can go in reverse
His receiver is off the hook
Several nuts short of a full pouch
His skylight leaks a little
His Slinky's kinked
He's surfing in Nebraska
There's too much yardage between his goal posts
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in my day
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