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This is pretty good, I've never heard it before.
DWI - Kentucky style
Only a Kentuckian could think of this...from the state where drunk
driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine
police patrol parked outside a bar in Mt. Sterling, KY. After last call
the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could
barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and
trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his
car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of
other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) --
flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and
then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some
more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty,
he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the
road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now
started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly
pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his
amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have
to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer
equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud
Kentuckian. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
DWI - Kentucky style
Only a Kentuckian could think of this...from the state where drunk
driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine
police patrol parked outside a bar in Mt. Sterling, KY. After last call
the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could
barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and
trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his
car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of
other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) --
flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and
then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some
more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty,
he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the
road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now
started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly
pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his
amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have
to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer
equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud
Kentuckian. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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