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  • Comebacks To "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

    You haven't asked yet.

    I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

    Because I just love hearing this question.

    Just lucky, I guess.

    It gives my mother something to live for.

    My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.

    I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

    I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

    It didn't seem worth a blood test.

    I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

    I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

    What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

    I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

    Why aren't you thin?

    I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

  • #2
    LOL Monte...good stuff. Wish I would have seen this a couple months ago...I ran out of excuses.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by TheRook
      LOL Monte...good stuff. Wish I would have seen this a couple months ago...I ran out of excuses.
      Better be careful saying that, because if she see's it she might give you the boot....

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      • #4
        LOL!!!

        She read it...I got a slap on the back of the head, but it's all good.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by TheRook
          LOL!!!

          She read it...I got head, but it's all good.

          sure is buddy.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by 10DimeBry
            sure is buddy.
            The only slap you got was slapping your monkey...lol

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            • #7
              Does having a sleazy whore down the street qualify as a response?

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