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Hey Guys ..... Greetings From Sweltering Long Island
No tongues up the ass … No Blow Jobs …. No teaching The Viruet Twins my version of The Indian Rope Trick …. Nothing like that …. for today , anyway.
Has any of you ever pulled into a parking lot with lots of open spaces on either side of you only to find that when you return, someone has parked ridiculously close to you so that you can hardly open the door to get back in your car?. … and the lot is still wide open with only your vehicle and now the scumbag’s right beside yours ?
Well it happened to me today while I was out doing some errands. Some SUV Shithead tried to get slick with me .... Me …. LMFAO .... of all people .
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE
Call a cop ? nahhhh … unecessary … besides, some of them will come over this afternoon for a cold drink and a swim.
Write a note on the windshield ? … nope .. useless … it’s a certain tear up .
So? … I went into my trunk and took the tool that my friend Gary gave me ( he owns a service station in town ) which unscrews a tire’s air valve … then I proceded to give the Bastard 4 flats. As easy as that !!!
Now shithead will need to be towed … Gary owns the towing company and he’ll laugh his ass off cause he’ll know who did this … I’ll get a call later.
And now I’m home and going for a dip with my dogs but before I do I thought I’d pass this one on to you.
Guys .. some advice … JAM UP any asshole who gets on your last fucking nerve … and do it immediately. It’s so much better that getting all twisted up thinking for days what you COULD have done but didn’t.
Your Pal,
-Neil
No tongues up the ass … No Blow Jobs …. No teaching The Viruet Twins my version of The Indian Rope Trick …. Nothing like that …. for today , anyway.
Has any of you ever pulled into a parking lot with lots of open spaces on either side of you only to find that when you return, someone has parked ridiculously close to you so that you can hardly open the door to get back in your car?. … and the lot is still wide open with only your vehicle and now the scumbag’s right beside yours ?
Well it happened to me today while I was out doing some errands. Some SUV Shithead tried to get slick with me .... Me …. LMFAO .... of all people .
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE
Call a cop ? nahhhh … unecessary … besides, some of them will come over this afternoon for a cold drink and a swim.
Write a note on the windshield ? … nope .. useless … it’s a certain tear up .
So? … I went into my trunk and took the tool that my friend Gary gave me ( he owns a service station in town ) which unscrews a tire’s air valve … then I proceded to give the Bastard 4 flats. As easy as that !!!
Now shithead will need to be towed … Gary owns the towing company and he’ll laugh his ass off cause he’ll know who did this … I’ll get a call later.
And now I’m home and going for a dip with my dogs but before I do I thought I’d pass this one on to you.
Guys .. some advice … JAM UP any asshole who gets on your last fucking nerve … and do it immediately. It’s so much better that getting all twisted up thinking for days what you COULD have done but didn’t.
Your Pal,
-Neil
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