You asked for it, so here it is....... The Luncheon INSIDE!

[Tigger]

what ever happend to the LSUfan Tigger lunch date?? Did they get past 1st base?? Or did tigger pull a BHS and fail to get any???

If you must know Dimer.......

We had a lovely time. LSUfan has a great family, and we really hit it off, but I have failed to mention a little tid-bit that happened right after the meal. Being a good friend LSUfan's, as I am, I wanted to preserve his good name here at BC, but since the masses have inquired about the luncheon ordeal...... *hangs head*... I shall tell the dark story.

I walked in and met LSU and his family immediately. We were sat and enjoyed a great meal. There was much laughter and many stories being thrown about. At one point in time, LSU even leaned over to peer around the corner because he had caught a glimpse of a Yodi-like looking old man crutching along, and he said that he thought it looked just like SPARK. I died laughing. I thought to myself, what a great guy, LSUfan is a upstanding, family-man of a gentlemen just as he protrays himself to be here on BC. There is nothing fake or false about him, and I was proud to stand by his side against the evils of the Kaptain....... but then it happened.

Immediately following the meal, LSUfan excused himself and disappeared leaving me to chat with his family for a while. I thought maybe he was just using the boys room or something of the sort.... So I asked for the check, in which the server brought immediately back to the table. And that's when it hit the fan! The resturant was getting kind of crowded now and people were beginning to shuffle about. In and out of the dining room, up and down from the table. Servers flying about delivering food, refilling drinks... I reached for my wallet when I spotted LSUfan in the doorway coming back from what I thought was the bathroom.

He was making his way through the crowd, waiting his turn, and choosing his spots like the 1970's classic, Frogger. I could tell he had something in his hand, and I thought to myself, I hope he hadn't bought me anything. I knew I didn't have anything in returned, and for a moment felt bad that I hadn't picked something up for the guy....... to make a long story short, he didn't.

I took my eyes off him for a second to adjust the money back into my wallet and pay the nice lady that had been kindly waiting for the check to be returned. Then I turned back to see LSUfan standing across the table looking directly at me. AND THERE IT WAS! Hanging from his shoulder was a dark purple satchel. It was spinkled with a metallic gold glitter, and on the front of it was a huge picture of "Mike the Tiger". My worst fears had come true. Jimmy had gone to the car to retrieve his LSU manbag.

~~~ Tigger

[10DimeBry]

WOW cool, I wonder if RJ owns a Steelers Man bag???

[The Lovedoc]

I always knew he was a homo!!

[Kaptain]

Tigger---my young friend

Let the Kapt interpret that scenario for you...

If you'll notice, according to your version of this story, LSU disappeared about the time the girl was bringing the ticket (Bill) for the meal just served....Step #1 by LSU---don't be a round when the bill is being brought out---go piss, go do something????

Step #2---Bought purse for $1.00 at Dollar General, $2.00 more, gets MardiGras paint set, left over, some sprikles of Sparkle...

Step #3---makes an LSU Emblem from Computer and glues to purse...Everyday household items...No cost.....

Step #4----He has about $3.00 in to his diversionary tactic (Man Bag)---pre planned---to go get at same time bill arrives----Bag draws your attention, 1 Big laugh, and your attention is immediately drawn to his LSU Man Bag....

Step #5---you completely forgot about paying the bill (and tip)...Thus LSU about $50-60 ahead....

In essence---the Bastage pulled one over on you....He just can't help it, it's his Bastage nature......

Hope you had fun, cause all the way back to Thibodaux, he was plotting his next victim....

The Bastage strikes again-----

[Tigger]

Kaptain - LMFAO

~~~ Tigger

[moondog22]

You are a master interpretor Kapt.

[Kaptain]

moondog22

You are a master interpretor Kapt.

Thanks pal---just another classic example of my favorite Bastage striking again...And he takes advantage of a young friend like Tigger...What a trip he is...I guess when he jumped in the waters of the Gulf at Biloxi Miss the surge that had just came in from Hurricane Dennis went back to where it came from....When that big does a cannonball---Cuba has 6 foot surges

[Lsufan]

Oh Kaptain. You know the game oh so well, which actually tells me that you have done this yourself once or twice. I just can't believe that you revealed the secret of how to get out of the bill, in such fine detail I may add.

But, now that the "truth" has come out, let the whole truth be told....

My family and I arrive at the place first. Tigger was not there yet. After 20 minutes had passed, I see a young man walk through the door. There was no doubt in my mind that this guy was Tigger.

This young man was dressed in brown shorts, with little Tiggers on each pants leg. And on the back of his pants, right above his ass, was "TIGGER" written in big yellow letters. He had a bright yellow shirt on, and you guessed it, a big picture of Tigger on it. He was also wearing knee high socks with little Tiggers all over them. He had on Tigger shoes and a Tigger hat on as well. He was also pushing a little baby carriage around. Inside of it was a little plush Tigger doll.

We greeted each other, and I intoduced him to my family. I then asked for a table for 6, but Tigger said we needed one for 7, with a high chair for "baby Tigger." I said nothing, and just let Tigger get our table.

We sit down, and Tigger takes his Tigger doll and puts it in the high chair. He then starts putting butter on some crackers and places them on "baby Tigger's" tray. He even asked our waitress for a kid's menu and crayons.

My family and I were speechless, while Tigger was talking to "baby Tigger" in little baby talk.

I began to light a cigarette, and that caught Tigger's attention. He asked that I didn't smoke in the presence of his "baby Tigger." So, as to not make a scene, and cause any troble with this loony toon, I put the cigarette away.

My family and I order our meal, then Tigger ordered for him and some apple sauce for "baby Tigger." My family and I continued to speak, while Tigger continued to play "goo-goo's" with baby Tigger. Through out the meal, Tigger never said a word to my family or I.

That is when I said "Fuck It." I snapped, and decided to put the kid out of his mysery. I went to the car, got my LSU gun bag, and was gonna blow him and baby Tigger away. When I got back to the table, I reached in the bag to get my gun. As I was doing so, Tigger looks up at me and says, "I really enjoyed the meal together. We should do this again."

He and baby Tigger get up and kindly leave.

What a weird-o he was. Oh well, now the truth is told.

[Tigger]

LSU - I nearly passed out!

I come back from running 3 1/2 miles, which I do every day with my father. But I do not come inside, I stay out and do my plyometrics routine for about 1/2 hour, and then continue to my "workout room" where I do about another hour of calisthenics and such. ONLY TO COME IN AND READ THIS! I got to this statement and nearly keeled over from lack of oxygen:

This young man was dressed in brown shorts, with little Tiggers on each pants leg. And on the back of his pants, right above his ass, was "TIGGER" written in big yellow letters.

The following is a Disclaimer written by Tigger in reference to the events described by LSUfan prior to this response:
1) They were not shorts, they were Kapris

2) It is not a "doll", I'll tell you again as I told you and your people before lunch that day, "It is a member of my family and he has feelings too. Please do not speak directly to Baby Tigger, I am trying to bring him up the right way and I don't need negative influences contradicting my teachings."

3) I would of spent more time talking to you and your family if you had not been so pre-occupied with all the elderly men in the building at the time. Baby Tigger and I felt left out!

4) Your daughter seemed to take a liking to Baby Tigger and I, see reference picture below, LMAO!

~~~ Tigger

[Kaptain]

LSU---I knew you would strike back---LMAO---you're one sick bastage---kapt

Love the description of the outfit he had on...

[Meg30]

I Have Not Laughed To Hard Ever!

Oh Kaptain. You know the game oh so well, which actually tells me that you have done this yourself once or twice. I just can't believe that you revealed the secret of how to get out of the bill, in such fine detail I may add.

But, now that the "truth" has come out, let the whole truth be told....

My family and I arrive at the place first. Tigger was not there yet. After 20 minutes had passed, I see a young man walk through the door. There was no doubt in my mind that this guy was Tigger.

This young man was dressed in brown shorts, with little Tiggers on each pants leg. And on the back of his pants, right above his ass, was "TIGGER" written in big yellow letters. He had a bright yellow shirt on, and you guessed it, a big picture of Tigger on it. He was also wearing knee high socks with little Tiggers all over them. He had on Tigger shoes and a Tigger hat on as well. He was also pushing a little baby carriage around. Inside of it was a little plush Tigger doll.

We greeted each other, and I intoduced him to my family. I then asked for a table for 6, but Tigger said we needed one for 7, with a high chair for "baby Tigger." I said nothing, and just let Tigger get our table.

We sit down, and Tigger takes his Tigger doll and puts it in the high chair. He then starts putting butter on some crackers and places them on "baby Tigger's" tray. He even asked our waitress for a kid's menu and crayons.

My family and I were speechless, while Tigger was talking to "baby Tigger" in little baby talk.

I began to light a cigarette, and that caught Tigger's attention. He asked that I didn't smoke in the presence of his "baby Tigger." So, as to not make a scene, and cause any troble with this loony toon, I put the cigarette away.

My family and I order our meal, then Tigger ordered for him and some apple sauce for "baby Tigger." My family and I continued to speak, while Tigger continued to play "goo-goo's" with baby Tigger. Through out the meal, Tigger never said a word to my family or I.

That is when I said "Fuck It." I snapped, and decided to put the kid out of his mysery. I went to the car, got my LSU gun bag, and was gonna blow him and baby Tigger away. When I got back to the table, I reached in the bag to get my gun. As I was doing so, Tigger looks up at me and says, "I really enjoyed the meal together. We should do this again."

He and baby Tigger get up and kindly leave.

What a weird-o he was. Oh well, now the truth is told.

i know many of you have read this already, but i was just introduced to it and god is it funny!..sorry bumble bee

[RJeremy]

WOW cool, I wonder if RJ owns a Steelers Man bag???

how the hell did i get brought into this story? haha

[10DimeBry]

how the hell did i get brought into this story? haha

bro that post was over a month ago.