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  • Episode of The Lone Ranger and Tonto

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

    The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

    "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

    Tonto is silent for a moment, then he says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo dung. Someone has stolen tent."


    ~~~ Tigger

  • #2
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    That's A Good One Tigger!!
    "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
    is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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    • #3
      Funny joke

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      • #4
        Nice one!!!

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        • #5
          day two

          The Lone Ranger and Tonto are holed up in a craggy cliff of rock taking arrows and gunshots from tribe of angry indians and returning fire.

          As the situation worsens the Lone Ranger is down to his last silver bullet and Tonto's rifle is emptied and the hostile indians are charging up the cliff by the hundreds.

          The Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and says: "Tonto......we are out ammunition and surrounded by hundreds of mad scalp happy Indians....what do you think we should do?"

          Tonto repies:

          "What you mean WE.........WHITE MAN"???
          I am NOT schizophrenic......and NEITHER am I! Just paranoid that fear may overcome my insanity!

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          • #6
            LMAO, great follow up Vike; Loved it.

            ~~~ Tigger

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