Joke for today!!!

[Uncle Mo]

Here's one ... some may have already heard it:

A doctor running a little low on cash decides he had better go to the bank and cash a check.

As he arrives at the teller window he reaches to his shirt pocket for a ink pen to write the check only to pull out a rectal thermometer instead.

The doctor then proceeds to ask the teller, "You know what this means don't you?". Looking a bit astonished, the teller replies, "Not really!"

The doctor then informs the teller, "This means some asshole has my pen!"

[RJeremy]

That's a good one Mo

[Lsufan]

Good One Mo.