A Joke For The Day

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Under a tree a lion tries to sleep, when he hears strange laughing. He rises and strolls to the bushes where the laughter seems to come from. Behind the bush a group of elephant bulls is sitting in a circle and they are laughing their heads off. Lion:
"Hey elephants, why are you laughing?"

Elephant: "We're fucking some monkeys"

Lion: "Well, I do that too, but I don't see what's so funny about it."

Elephant: "That's because they don't explode when YOU cum !"

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Adding One

A lady was standing at the sink one morning washing dishes in her gown. Her little boy came in, and raised her gown and looked under it, and she isn't wearing any panties.
The little boy asked his mother, "What's that?"

The lady replied to her son, "That's my beaver.

The little boy took another look and said, "Mom that must be one mean Son of a Bitch."

"What makes you say that?" the Mother replied.

"Because he has shit in one eye and blood in the other!"