Hey Spark - Step Inside

[Lsufan]

Spark went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "that's no problem sir, how many do you want?"

Spark answered, "just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said, "that won't do you any good."

Spark said, "that's all right, I don't need them for sex anymore, as I am too old for that kind of stuff. I just need the Viagra so that my pecker can stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes anymore."

[Lsufan]

Spark & Kmann

Spark & Kmann go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say, "we want women."

So the madam tells one of the girls to take Spark & Kmann upstairs, and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So Spark & Kmann go upstairs and do their thing.

When they come back downstairs Spark asks Kmann, "How was it?" Kmann says, "I think she was dead, she just layed there."

Kmann then asks Spark, "how was yours?"

Spark says, "I think mine was a witch."

Kmann replies, "A witch?"

Spark says, "Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted, and then flew out the window."

[Spark]

hahahaha OH!!! Your a riot pal ... I can see you are feeling better ...

[Kaptain]

Spark

hahahaha OH!!! Your a riot pal ... I can see you are feeling better ...

He is one sick Bastage---but you can't help but love his helpless sick ass...