Due to the recent controversy (Mutiny) by LSU FAN and his friend TIGGER, the Kaptain has ordered all his Tigers (12) that were aboard our ship to be sent back to their natural habitat (Home).
The Kaptain has since obtained a LIGER (Lion/Tiger) mix that he's brought aboard...The Kaptain has named him "Patch"....he stands 10' tall and weighs over 1000 lbs...he eats 100 lbs of food at a setting....he will be stationed at the front door of the Brig to prevent any more attempts at stealing or thoughts of Mutiny.
I have enclosed some pictures of my Liger "Patch" and my personal trainer...She works very close with the Kaptain (know what I mean).
This should instill the "fear of God" in those 2 bastages....kaptain
The Kaptain has since obtained a LIGER (Lion/Tiger) mix that he's brought aboard...The Kaptain has named him "Patch"....he stands 10' tall and weighs over 1000 lbs...he eats 100 lbs of food at a setting....he will be stationed at the front door of the Brig to prevent any more attempts at stealing or thoughts of Mutiny.
I have enclosed some pictures of my Liger "Patch" and my personal trainer...She works very close with the Kaptain (know what I mean).
This should instill the "fear of God" in those 2 bastages....kaptain
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