Chuck E. Cheese goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi is WayneChung home?" "No he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No come in."
They sit down and Chuck says, "You know Glenda, you have the greatest looking breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Glenda thinks about this for a second and says to herself, what the hell - a hundred bucks! My husband sees it all the time for free! So she opens her robe and shows one.
Chuck promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chuck says, "They are soooo beautiful, I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together." Glenda thinks about this again and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chuck a nice long look.
Chuck thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for WayneChung and leaves. A while later WayneChung arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chuck came over."
Chung promptly asks, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
They sit down and Chuck says, "You know Glenda, you have the greatest looking breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Glenda thinks about this for a second and says to herself, what the hell - a hundred bucks! My husband sees it all the time for free! So she opens her robe and shows one.
Chuck promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chuck says, "They are soooo beautiful, I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together." Glenda thinks about this again and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chuck a nice long look.
Chuck thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for WayneChung and leaves. A while later WayneChung arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chuck came over."
Chung promptly asks, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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