Golfing with the Wife

[wayne1218]

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, arm in a sling, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over and lifted the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' ".

"I don't remember much after that."

[moondog22]

[Spark]

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[phantom]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lsufan]

My favorite golf joke. If you've ever seen "Runaway Jury," The Judge tells this joke while on lunch break in a restaurant, but it's only the punch-line you can hear.

[kbsooner21]

hahahahhahaha

[orientalhawn]