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Spark, Kmann, & The Sandman
One day three elderly men, Spark, Kmann, and Sandman, are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The Sandman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 4:00 and it takes me twenty minutes to piss."
Kmann says, "My case is worse. I get up at 5:00 and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally take a dump."
Spark says, "At 6:00 I piss like a horse, and at 7:00 I shit like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask Sandman & Kmann.
Spark replies, "I don't wake up until nine."
The Sandman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 4:00 and it takes me twenty minutes to piss."
Kmann says, "My case is worse. I get up at 5:00 and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally take a dump."
Spark says, "At 6:00 I piss like a horse, and at 7:00 I shit like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask Sandman & Kmann.
Spark replies, "I don't wake up until nine."
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