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  • KMann and Krew - For you!!!!

    Three stone-drunk sailors stumbling back to the boat get on a crying jag, feeling sorry for the way the POD's have been recently. They look for a church in which to confess and to get baptized, but instead stumble into a hospital emergency room where they see a doctor dressed in white, LovDoc, carrying a tray with tube of blood and urine samples. Mistaking the white uniform for holiness, they beg the LovDoc to forgive them and to baptize them. Eager to get rid of them the LovDoc takes out a tube of urine, and as he sprinkles a few drops on the head of each drunk, says, "you're forgiven. Leave and lead a better life."

    They leave, and continue their stumbling onward trek.

    MoonDog says, "I feel better, but what religion are we now?"

    LSUFan says, "I feel better, too, but I guess we should have asked."

    KMann rubs his hand in his hair, smells it and says, "I think we're Pisscapalians."
    Remember the three R's:
    Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

  • #2
    you're a sick/funny sons a bitch rwall...I love it...kapt


    Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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    • #3
      Too much spare time on your hands for idle thinking.

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      • #4
        He's been away for too long. I knew something was brewing in that twisted mind of his.

        Good one buddy!!
        "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
        is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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        • #5
          we have alot of issues on this boat lmao
          rjeremy for my accounts manager/i love how he keeps numbers

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          • #6
            oops...i dont think that was urine!!

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            • #7
              Sometimes I thank God for making me the only sane one here ... hahaha

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