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Our beloved Modfather, Spark, lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Spark goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit, smoke a cigar, listen to music, ponder his MLB plays, and reflect on his long life. One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden.
They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Spark turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?"
"SEX!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Spark says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for awhile."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood, and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Spark's penis.
Then, one night, Spark didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Spark and make sure he was OK.
She walked around the senior citizen's home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Spark's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! - What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Spark smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!"
They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Spark turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?"
"SEX!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Spark says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for awhile."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood, and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Spark's penis.
Then, one night, Spark didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Spark and make sure he was OK.
She walked around the senior citizen's home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Spark's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! - What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Spark smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's!"
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