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1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than
satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange
man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but
rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in
the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding
ticket.
10. All women are noisy ****s.
11. People in the 70's couldn't **** unless there was
a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man
is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly
on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each
other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having
sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven
shades of shit out of you if you shove your **** in
his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really
excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the
butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from
her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off
before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's ****, it's
important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a
satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they
open a man's trousers and find a **** there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always
place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling
woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than
satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange
man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but
rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in
the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding
ticket.
10. All women are noisy ****s.
11. People in the 70's couldn't **** unless there was
a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man
is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly
on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each
other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having
sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven
shades of shit out of you if you shove your **** in
his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really
excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the
butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from
her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off
before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's ****, it's
important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a
satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they
open a man's trousers and find a **** there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always
place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling
woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
I'll drink to that Spark! 
Nice Observance Dude! :D
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