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The kitchen bitch
> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
> playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
> train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
> off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of
> you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...
> cause we're going down the tracks."
>
> The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
> of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
> are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
> your train...but I want you to use nice language."
>
> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
> with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
> say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
> your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
>
> She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
> remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
> pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
> pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
> kitchen...."
> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
> playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
> train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want
> off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of
> you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...
> cause we're going down the tracks."
>
> The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
> of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
> are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
> your train...but I want you to use nice language."
>
> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
> with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
> say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope
> your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
>
> She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
> remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
> pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
> pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
> kitchen...."
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