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>>>A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
>>>breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
>>>
>>>Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
>>>and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
>>>the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
>>>into the bathroom.
>>>
>>>While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
>>>
>>>
>>>"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
>>>probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
>>>
>>>I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
>>>complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much
>>>he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
>>>angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>>>
>>>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck . He was whispering in
>>>my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
>>>had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
>>>love you, too!"
>>>breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
>>>
>>>Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
>>>and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
>>>the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
>>>into the bathroom.
>>>
>>>While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
>>>
>>>
>>>"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
>>>probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
>>>
>>>I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
>>>complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much
>>>he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
>>>angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>>>
>>>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck . He was whispering in
>>>my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
>>>had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
>>>love you, too!"
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