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Having a surprise Party for a couple who both just turned 50!!! Everyone is suppose to bring a Joke!!! It should be some kind of OLD joke or age 50 joke or something along that line!!! I can't find any, thought maybe I could depend on the BC Family for some Help!!! Any would be Appreciated!!! We give a prise for the Best Joke!!! We also have to Dress Old!!! Thanks Everyone!!! Woody! I do Appreciate it!!!
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Damn, just asked my Wife!!! How do You spell prise? she said prize, I said!!! I thought so!!! -
Yes, go to Google search type in age 50 jokes. There is some there for you.Have fun!!Comment
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Remember the three R's:
Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.Comment
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an old guy takes his wife to the doctor, a little while later the doctor comes out to talk to the man, the doctor tells the guy he's narrowed his wife's illness down to one of two things she either has alzheimers or aids. the guy ask the doctor what he should do. so the doctor says i only have one suggestion, take her for a long ride in the country then drop her off and drive back home.so the guy says what then,and the doctor replies, if she finds her way back home dont fuck her!NOTHING SUCKS LIKE A BIG ORANGE!!!!
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AllNight, RWall and Decarcas!!! THANKS, I Appreciate it!!! Still looking as many as I can get!!! Hope Everyone had a Good nite!!! Knock!Comment
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Thanks Everyone!!! Still looking, party tonite!!! Thanks!!! Knock!Comment
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why did the chicken cross the road
the first time they hear it kills em
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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown from one elderly gent to the next and say "Supersex." She then walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping up her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
"The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.Comment
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Two old men go to a whore house. The madam asks them what they want. The old men say they want women. The madam asks them "how old they are you" and they reply that they are both 90.
So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do their thing.
When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other,"How was it?" The other says, "I think she was dead, she just layed there. How was yours?"
"I think mine was a witch!"
"A witch?"
"Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted, and flew out the window!"
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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says "doctor I have a problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I have farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office and no one has noticed a thing".
The doctor says, I see, take these pills and come back to see me in a week.
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor" she says, I don't know what the hell you gave me but although silent, my farts stink terribly!"
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now we have cleared up your sinuses, we can work on your hearing!!!"Comment
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