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  • anybody have a picture or a wb site of kobe's accuser?

    still intrested to see what kobe nailed.

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    • #3
      Here's real one

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      • #4
        How long 'til she poses naked now?
        Isn't that what women caught in scandals do now?
        Remember the three R's:
        Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

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        • #5
          Not really that hot. Need to see the body.

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          • #6
            rwall, well if she don't get any money from Kobe, I'm sure she'll be in playboy by the end of the year!
            Golden Greek, she don't need to be hot, his wife is hot. She just needs to be the freak in bed, that his wife is not!(deepthroat, swallow,etc... )
            "Sometimes it's not what you play, but what you don't play."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by keawe
              she don't need to be hot, his wife is hot. She just needs to be the freak in bed, that his wife is not!(deepthroat, swallow,etc... )
              Forget all that! She needs to bring her girlfriends in bed with them.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BigMike

                1 of 1 Morons

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                • #9
                  www.fratpack.com

                  it has pictures and you can talk to Lair who is one of her friends online. the site is actually pretty good

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                    • #11
                      Big Mike, whose that freaky looking guy in the pic>>>to the left of ET, damn that joke does not work when its typed
                      Lord Knows I'm A Voodoo Child




                      My record Click Here

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SPARK
                          this is not funny micheal is very upset hearing that sears has bought out kmart........................he only shops there because they have boys underwear half off
                          rjeremy for my accounts manager/i love how he keeps numbers

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                              Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
                              A: "Feel the World."

                              Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
                              A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

                              Rumor has it that Michael Jackson is in Switzerland undergoing cosmetic surgery on his pecker.
                              Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy won't fit anymore.
                              Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender entirely.

                              Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Diana Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST.

                              Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
                              A: Little Boy Blew.

                              Knock, knock.
                              Who's there?
                              Little Boy Blue.
                              Little Boy Blue who?
                              Michael Jackson.

                              Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
                              A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

                              Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
                              A: "I'll be there!"

                              If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

                              Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
                              A: "And then he touched me"

                              I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

                              Michael Jackson's found a way to stymie that L.A. search warrant:
                              He's invited Lorena Bobbitt over.

                              Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
                              A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common?
                              A: They both played with little wieners.

                              Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
                              A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

                              Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
                              A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners.

                              Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
                              A: Foreplay.

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
                              A: Both get turned on by kids!!!

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
                              A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
                              A: They both know how to rear a child.

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
                              A: They both play ball in the Minor League.

                              Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
                              A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

                              Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
                              A: He's a crack shooter.

                              Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
                              A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys.

                              Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA?
                              A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

                              It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.
                              A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".

                              Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday?
                              A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift...

                              Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
                              A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
                              A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
                              A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings.

                              Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?
                              A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.

                              Q: What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit?
                              A: A happy meal.

                              McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
                              It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.

                              The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson.
                              It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns.

                              Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?
                              A: Both hold the juice.

                              Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
                              A: Because they aren't his!

                              Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio?
                              A: He heard there's a Youngstown there.

                              Q: What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name?
                              A: Melikeemyoung.

                              Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
                              A: He was choking on a small bone!

                              Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
                              A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
                              A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

                              Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
                              A: Ask Michael Jackson.

                              Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5?
                              A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.

                              Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
                              A: Because there are twenty of them!

                              An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, "What is 2+2?".
                              The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it."
                              The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4."
                              Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!"

                              Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
                              A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!

                              Q: Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
                              A: He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

                              Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
                              A: Michael Jackson's hand!

                              Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
                              A: Michael Jackson's makeup.

                              Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
                              A: His other hand.

                              Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
                              A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

                              Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
                              A: Emily Dick in son.


                              Home Alone


                              Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house?
                              A: He's like the little boy he never had.

                              Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
                              A: It was just a slip of the tongue.

                              Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
                              A: Get out of my sun!

                              Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
                              A: Throw me the bouy!!

                              Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
                              A: Throw him a buoy!

                              Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
                              A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house!

                              Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
                              A: By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.

                              Q: How does Michael like to party?
                              A: He sips a couple of Tall Boys.

                              Q: What's Michael's favorite snack?
                              A: Slim Jims.

                              Q: What's Michael's favorite fast food?
                              A: Big Boys.

                              Q: What's Michael's favorite dish?
                              A: Creamed shrimp.

                              Q. Did you hear Michael Jackson is moving to PA... Guess which town? A. Dubois.

                              Q: Why is Michael so tough?
                              A: He can lick any kid on the block.

                              Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
                              A: Two 5 year olds.

                              Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
                              A: He was up to two packs a day.

                              Tuck the end of a jacket sleeve into your pants crotch. Hold the jacket off to the side. Then ask, "What's this?" "Dunno."
                              "Michael Jackson helping a kid put his coat on."

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common?
                              A: They both come in small tots.

                              Q: What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?
                              A: They both come in tots.

                              Q: What does Michael hand round after dinner?
                              A: The under Eights.

                              Q: What does Michael Jackson give his guests after dinner?
                              A: Instead of after eight mints, he gives them under eight children.

                              Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans?
                              A: Michael Jackson.

                              Q: Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
                              A: It comes in a little can.

                              Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
                              A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)

                              Q: What's sex like for Michael?
                              A: Like candy from a baby.

                              Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
                              A: When the crib breaks.

                              Q: How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count?
                              A: Look it up in Webster's.

                              Q: Why is Michael Jackson opening a sperm bank?
                              A: He always has a shitload of semen.

                              Q: How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin?
                              A: He's got children out the ass.

                              I'm still a virgin and I'm fore-tee-three, not even Madonna will have sex with me... Hee hee hee!!
                              I'm still a virgin, and I'm fore-tee-fore, not even Madonna will nok on my door... hee hee hee!!

                              Q: What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex?
                              A: "Shit happens!"

                              Q: Why does Michael Jackson scream?
                              A: Because it hurts.

                              Q: Why does Michael Jackson scream when he touches his nuts?
                              A: He's sore from the kids last night,

                              Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
                              Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
                              Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladin?
                              Janet: No, just a pizza and video.

                              Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some entertainment, what shall we do?"
                              To which Debbie replied "I know we'll get a video."
                              Michael then said "Great, I'll get Aladdin."
                              Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been in trouble for that before."

                              Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. -- you know in a few years they'll probably change his name to:
                              "The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby".

                              IT'S A PLAN
                              LONDON (Reuter) -- Pop superstar Michael Jackson proudly showed off his infant son, Prince, in a photo exclusive and interview published by a British magazine Tuesday, declaring, "I want my son to live a normal life."

                              Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
                              A: Which one's mommy?


                              On November 19, 2002, Michael Jackson was photographed displaying 9 month old Prince Michael II to a throng of 200 fans by dangling him over the fourth floor balcony of the Adlon Hotel in Berlin. Prince Michael II had a white towel wrapped around his head. Perhaps Prince Michael II was recovering from plastic surgery because Michael thought that he looked too human.


                              Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?
                              A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.

                              Michael Jackson has been spotted dangling children from a balcony again.
                              It makes a change because he usually tosses them off!!!

                              We recently heard Michael Jackson screaming: "Beat it, Beat it!"

                              Michael Jackson should have taken his own advise and just "beat it beat it beat it beat it", and he wouldn't be in the trouble that he is today.

                              Michael decided to have a boy of his own because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 Million a pop.

                              Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
                              A: Several children have fingered him.

                              Q: How will Michael pay off his old boyfriends?
                              A: Liquefy some assets.

                              Q: Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?
                              A: The big payoff comes a couple of months later.

                              Q: Why does Michael like children so much?
                              A: He knows how they feel.

                              Q: How did Michael get in trouble?
                              A: He was feeling a little Randy.

                              Q: How is Michael dealing with his problems?
                              A: He's holding his own.

                              Q: How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
                              A: They're all standing behind him.

                              Q: What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from?
                              A: Anal retention.

                              Q: How is Michael now?
                              A: Feeling a little crotchety.

                              Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
                              A: He likes to come in a little behind.

                              Have you heard that Michael Jackson was spotted in the River Thames in London recently. At 1st it was thought that it was a suicide attempt but it was realized that he was just clinging onto a small buoy.

                              Michael Jackson was on his multi-million yacht off the Keys. It went down. The Coast Guard went looking; the Marines went looking; in the end it was OK though -- they found him bobbing up and down on a buoy.

                              Q: What was the big break in the Michael Jackson molestation case?
                              A: A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found
                              ... a white glove.

                              Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?
                              A: Michael Jackson's makeup!

                              Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
                              A: To stop him from going OW! OW! OW!.

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