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  • It's Time for The Oscars

    The Academy has the Oscars. Here at Bettors Chat, a copyrighted vbPortal company, we are proud to bring you....
    The Monte's
    Let's Begin

    The Lenny Kosnowski Award...10Dime Bry (Lenny "The Lone Wolf" from Lenny and Squiggy)
    Andrew Squiggman Award...Chuck Lazar as "Sqiggy"
    A Table for the Gentleman and his "daughter" Award....Frankb for dating a 20 year old.
    Best Director in a Mini Series....Big Mike for "Typical Pats Fan", "Pic of 10Dimes Girlfriend", "New Song For 10Dime Bry"
    Complete Opposite of Michael Jackson Award aka "The TiTo"....CoverBoy for The sexy Granny series
    Best in "What the FU%K" Category...Spreadman for "I drink 2 Diet Pepsis a day"
    Best Direction in Animation...BHS for his use of Smilies and Icons
    Leo Buscaglia Award....Imercer for his posts of inspiration and Love
    Betty Ford Award...Garylehr for giving up the pills
    Achievement in Cinematography...Wayne for his "More Girls "Compilation
    Best Drama....BC for "Someone"s stealing my members" (Not funny now but in a week you will laugh your ass off, trust me)
    Achievment in Editing....LovDoc for " I learned how to use spellcheck"
    Best Documentary....Knowlez
    Best Supporting Actor in a Documentary....Herbie
    Best Foriegn Film...Paco for "Pellear de gallo" (Cock Fighting) I think
    Best Moderator in a Supporting Role....Wallstreet in "I swear I'm a moderator here, really"
    Best Comedy....Spark for "What did I ever do to you assholes"
    Achievements in Costume.....RJeremy for "My Girl friend's been augmented (.)(.)"
    Nurse Mildred Ratched Award...Kaptain Kmann for "Kaptains New Ship and Crew" (Ratched is the head nurse in One flew over the cuckoo's nest)
    Geraldo Rivera Award.....Savage for "Uncovering Phil Steele in Al Capone's Vault"

    I hope you enjoy it.
    It was in fun with no bad intent.
    I wasn't going to do an "Oscars" but I think it's something we may need about now.
    Remember the three R's:
    Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

  • #2
    Lol You Dick!!! Haha

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    • #3
      You forgot the Run On Award... Goes to Jmarty for never using the . button!! lol check out his posts.. i dare ya...

      its all in good fun marty.....

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      • #4
        bump

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        • #5
          Wally

          LMAO Freakin' Excellent

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The Lovedoc
            You forgot the Run On Award... Goes to Jmarty for never using the . button!! lol check out his posts.. i dare ya...

            its all in good fun marty.....
            whohoooooooo i knew i would get something i just knew thank u thank u thanku love ya all i will work harder to take down 10dime next yr lol
            rjeremy for my accounts manager/i love how he keeps numbers

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            • #7
              love the awards Rwall but man my stock is slipping. I need to get more creative around here I guess in the future. I saw many of the off shore books had a total of 2.5 awards o/u posted for me. I was confident it would go over. Damn I guess thats gambling. I'll try harder for next year.
              2013 NCAA POD Record

              8-3ATS +3.80 units

              2013 NFL POD Record

              1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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              • #8
                Damn we got shut out again. 0 for 2. oh well there's always the cable ace awards.lol

                Sincerely,

                Homer
                spaarkie
                tony vegas
                rwall
                cowboys
                lsufan
                jmarty
                ripple
                nuanta
                big ticket
                big weiner
                Mike S
                bad luck
                2013 NCAA POD Record

                8-3ATS +3.80 units

                2013 NFL POD Record

                1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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                • #9
                  "A Table for the Gentleman and his "daughter" Award....Frankb for dating a 20 year old."

                  True or False?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 10DimeBry
                    Damn we got shut out again. 0 for 2. oh well there's always the cable ace awards.lol

                    Sincerely,

                    Homer
                    spaarkie
                    tony vegas
                    rwall
                    cowboys
                    lsufan
                    jmarty
                    ripple
                    nuanta
                    big ticket
                    big weiner
                    Mike S
                    bad luck



                    TOO FUNNY!!!!!!


                    BTW, where the hell is LSUFAN?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by rwall
                      The Academy has the Oscars. Here at Bettors Chat, a copyrighted vbPortal company, we are proud to bring you....
                      The Monte's


                      Betty Ford Award...Garylehr for giving up the pills
                      RWall.... you need to check your sources.....
                      "Never give up the pills".... they're an essential part of gambling....
                      My favorite Betty Ford joke..... He's been in Betty Ford more than Gerald Ford!
                      "That ain't working, that's the way you do it... get your money for nothing and your picks for free"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 10DimeBry
                        Damn we got shut out again. 0 for 2. oh well there's always the cable ace awards.lol

                        Sincerely,

                        Homer
                        spaarkie
                        tony vegas
                        rwall
                        cowboys
                        lsufan
                        jmarty
                        ripple
                        nuanta
                        big ticket
                        big weiner
                        Mike S
                        bad luck

                        Do they make the list this year??

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