MY day out with Dylan

[knowlez]

Hello all. I took my brothers boy to town today to get a hot dog and drink. Were crusin around town a town of about 4,000 people. He gets his hot dog half ate and throws it on the floor and said he has had enough and throws it on the floor of my truck. Were stopped a stop light I told Dylan throw the fucker out the window if you dont want it. Well there was this truck in front us that had this great big fucking dog in the back of it. As soon as Dylan threw that half a hot dog out that fucking dog jumped out of the back of the truck. The guy in the truck was going ape shit. WE circled around and stopped I told Dylan to sit there and be quite. I got out and this fucker kept calling his dog and he wouldnt come. He was jumping up and down saying Lamar get your fucking ass back in the truck. Lamar Goddamn you son of a bitch get your ass over here he wouldnt come to him. I was shitting my pants laughing at him. I mean he was :christmas one pissed off cocksucker. I said maybee if you talk nice to him he will come back to you. He told me to shut the fuck up it was his dog and he cuss at if he damn well felt like it. Dylan was sitting in the truck laughing his little ass when I got in I said look at all the trouble u caused and we both started laughing. Ya had to be there but that was priceless. All we heard as we was leaving was Lamar you noo good bastard get your ass in the truck. true story

[wayne1218]

[BigTicket]

you are a piece of work knowlez....hilarious

[jcindaville]

This is too friggin funny

[knowlez]

Man that was good Lamar get your ass back in thetruck

[jcindaville]

Lamar, get your fucking ass in this truck and put down that fucking hot dog. bwahahahahah, i love that

[kbsooner21]