CoverBoy Jokes

[rwall]

CoverBoy was at an old-timer's dance, and the problem was that he hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with all the grandmas all night, but still hadn't scored.

Frustrated, he approached an old grandma and said, "I'm having no luck scoring a woman. How about coming back to my place for a roll in the hay? I'll give you 20 bucks!"

She says, "I'm willing, let's go".

They get back to his place and after a bit of foreplay, they head for the bedroom. He loves the sex and can't get over how tight she is for such an old woman. He thinks that she's got to be a virgin.

After the wonderful performance, he rolls off of her and puffs, "Wow! Lady, if I had of known you were a virgin, I would have given you 50 bucks".

Surprised, she says, "If I had of known you were actually going to get a hard-on, I would have taken my pantyhose off!"

[rwall]

A policeman noticed CoverBoy and an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm.

The old lady was bracing herself by holding onto Coverboy with one hand, and she was holding her hat snuggly against her head with her other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, and it continued to flap in the wind, exposing her privates for everyone to see.

The policeman asked, "Hey Lady, eveybody is taking a look at what you've got. Don't you think that pulling your dress down is more important than worrying about your hat?"

"Look, sonny,.... what these people are looking at is 85 years old. ...But the hat is BRAND NEW!"

[rwall]

CB and his lady are out for a nice stroll. after a short time, the CB reaches over and grabs her breast. he says "old woman, if this thing gave milk, we could get rid of the cow!" she gives him a dirty look, but keeps on walking. a few minutes later he reaches over and grabs her crotch. disgusted she looks at him and he says "old woman, if this thing laid eggs, we could get rid of the chicken!" she grabs ahold of his manhood and says "CoverBoy, if this thing worked, we could get rid of your BigMike!"

[rwall]

CB and his mature lady go sailing on the Crackling Queen down the river one day. When they reach a fork in the river, CB asks his lady "Up or down". The old lady immediately takes off all her clothes and they spend the rest of the afternoon making love in the boat.
The next week they again take the Crackling Queen boating on the river. When they reach the fork in the river, CoverBoy again asks the old lady "Up or down". But this time she merely answers "Down".
Puzzled, CoverBoy asks her why she took off all her clothes and made love to him when he asked her the same question before. She replies that last week she wasn't wearing her hearing aid and thought he said "fuck or drown".

[rwall]

CoverBoy and his Old Lady were having breakfast one morning
when the Old Lady says, "You know we should have breakfast every morning butt naked. Do you think we could ?" CB thinks its a good idea and they take off thier clothes. After a few minutes she states " You know my tits still get real hot for you ". And CB replys " Honey thats because you have one nipple in your oatmeal and the other in your coffee.

[Spark]

First place to go every morning rwall for my daily hahahahah
Thanks

[CoverBoy]

Wally

Oh you're a riot Pal .... a regular riot !!!!

Just one of these says Wally ... one of these days ......

POW

Right in the kisser !!!!!


Yesterday afternoon I bought a suit with 2 pair of pants.

Last night I burned a hole in the jacket.