BettorsChat Grammy Awards

[rwall]

In the spirit upcoming Grammys and Oscar Awards, I took it upon myself to handout these awards....

Eddie Albert Green Acres Award....10DimeBry
Classiest Thread.....Kmann for the service fees for charity
Best Fictitious Character Award.....Stumann (*note to Kmann* if he exists tell him membership here is free)
Pusher of the Year....Chuck Lazar for "Glucosamine, Is it in you?"
Geritol's Lifetime Achievement Award....Spark (Just amazed anyone who drove a Model A Ford can do what you do)
Rookie Moderator of the Year....it's a tie ..EZ and Spark
Best Thread Award....Wayne for More Girls
Pope John Paul Award...GaryLehr for his higher calling thread
Post I want to forget Award... Frankb for the Naked Granny pictures
Viagara Award.... BigMike for his relentless work to cure erectile disfunction
Hottest Avatar in the non-nude category...CoverBoy unfortunately CB could not be here to accept the award. Accepting it for him is Bad Luck.
David Tidmarsh Award....LoveDoc for his spelling (Tidmarsh is the kid who past out at the national spelling bee)
JelSoft Man of the year.....BC (JelSoft owns this site. Sounds like a dildo maker)
Mr. Ed Horse is a Horse Award....Smooth53 58
Xerox Award....RJeremy for being accused of copying by more assholes then anyone
Sister Sledge Award....Shorty
Michael Jordan Back from the Barons Award....GoldVike for his triumphant return to the Major Leagues
Handicapper we most wish was our neighbor.....OrientalHawn for Honolulu
Best Name.....Motor City Pimp

All in fun
Enjoy.....Yes at times I do have alot of free time.

[10DimeBry]

My acceptance speech:

Its an honor to receive this award. I want to thank all the people that made this possible. 1st and foremost I want to thank god for giving me this great gift. I also would like to thank my parents, mom,dad I love you. I'd like to thank my beautiful wife kelly for her love and continued support. I'd like to thank all my fans out there. With out you I'd be no where. This award means the world to me. Thank you all


Bryan

[smooth53_98]

Thanks rwall... that was fun to read on a S-L-O-W, dreary Thursday morning!

-smooth

[The Lovedoc]

haha...great thread Rwall

[savage1]

How about an award for the person(s) who make(s) it a point to try to expose some of the handicappers on a daily basis and also who also try to add humor(sometimes sarcastic) and get people to think about provocative sports issues not always related to gambling?
I nominate Coverboy, Frank and not to toot my own horn, but the person who is writing this.

[bhs4life]

awsome thread i'm shooting for an award next year. lol

[Kaptain]

rwall....this is too funny....This is what I was talking about, the sense of humor/sarcasm/in a friendly way is unbelievable....You're one humorous (sick) individual, but I love it....

Thanks for the award (s)...I got in on 2 categories...Lucky me...I humbly accept on behalf of My wife, Six Sons (of which 1 is named Stuart) thus--StuMan, therefore I have to return the "Fictitious Character" award for future recipients....I do appreciate it though, it's the thought that counts...After him going to Medical School for 8 years (on my pocket book), believe you me, I know he exists...

All taken in good fun---this is what we need more of--you are one "sick dude"...kaptain

[Kaptain]

bhs4life

awsome thread i'm shooting for an award next year. lol

I'm sure you'll be considered for next years awards...Maybe the Award could be for the poster "most behind" (avatar) in his posts....

[BigMike]

My acceptance speech:

Its an honor to receive this award. I want to thank all the people that made this possible. 1st and foremost I want to thank god for giving me this great gift. I also would like to thank my parents, mom,dad I love you. I'd like to thank my beautiful wife kelly for her love and continued support. I'd like to thank all my fans out there. With out you I'd be no where. This award means the world to me. Thank you all


Bryan

Pathetic.

[CoverBoy]

Kmann / Wally

One of the best posts yet .... WTG Wally

Kmann - I like rwall a lot ... he's intelligent and funny and most of all ....LOYAL. Please put him up for membership in our crew ... call a meeting and lets do it . This is a diamond in the rough and a friend worth keeping .

I'll second the motion IMMEDIATELY

I see lots of good times in store.

Don't worry Wally you wont have to swab the deck ... that's my job. In fact I do the cooking too . Hey Wait !!! I'm getting screwed !!! I gotta go fire my agent now ... that putz has me doing way too much on the ship ... and for $ 5.50 an hour ??? Maybe I'll contact Lee Steinberg .

Kaptain I DEMAND A RAISE - effective April 1st. You wouldn't want me to " accidentally " mark down the wrong teams in our daily baseball reports. LOL

Take care you two and Karl give my proposal some serious consideration.

Love you , guys

-Neil

[CoverBoy]

BigMike / bhs / Savvy / Doc / Smooth / Bry / Karl / Wally

Everyone who posted in this thread is, without a doubt , a great guy for all sorts of different reasons.

YOU ARE THE BEST !!!

Big Mikey - " Back that Ass Up " was a stroke of genius. Steven Spielberg ain't got nothin on you, man . Please do the sequel ... " Back that Ass Up, 2 " and make sure to include that old lady in the dress ... she must have been some knockout in her day ... before electricity was invented . But yet there is something about her that turns me on no end . I have a crush on her Mike .. there !!! I said it !!! and I'm not ashamed either ... Please ask her to drop in once in a while ... tell her she has an admirer ... I miss her Mike ... OH GOD I WANT HER, MIKE .... PLEASE MIKE I'M DESPERATE ... HELP ME .... PLEASE HELP ME !!!

[smooth53_98]

Hell, I can sit and watch Big Mike's avatar all afternoon!

-smooth

[CoverBoy]

Mike I need a Hook - Up



Oh Christ help me I want her soooo bad .

[BigMike]

She is a looker!

[CoverBoy]

Mike

I'd sure love to invite her to a friction party.